Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose

Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose

When I heard that Paris Hilton had created a memoir, I had no choice but to go out and get it. Did I do this because I was genuinely interested in the life and times of heiress? Not a chance. First of all, I didn't even know she could read.

 

After hearing her talk and seen some of her court appearances, I didn't think she could carry a thought in her head and after reading Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose, I realized that I was right.

 

While this book is supposed to be funny and offer a glimpse into the life of a person that has never had to work a day in their lives. You'd be surprised at exactly how little she does in a day that is actually meaningful. I have no doubt that she hired someone to write this book for her because I don't she has actually ever seen a keyboard.

 

If I may make a suggestion to anyone contemplating getting this book, then stop. Don't do it. Once you're stuck in the head of Paris Hilton, you're lost for a good two to three days after. You just walk around like a zombies repeating “That's Hot” over and over again. Save your money and buy something else...anything. If you took the money, then walked out into the street and set fire to before throwing it into the air, then it would be better spent than buying this book.

 

Can I give a book a review less than zero?